🔥 Nice pick da! Coolie (1983) itself is an Amitabh Bachchan classic, but if we imagine a “Tamil-ised” continuation screenplay in Tam-glish, with Rajini flair at the end, it can become pure mass. Here’s a fun draft scene for you:
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COOLIE 2: The Last Punch
(Fan-Fiction Screenplay in Tam-glish)
INT. MADRAS CENTRAL STATION – DAY
Crowds, whistle, steam from the engine. Red-shirted coolies hustle, carrying loads on their heads.
One man walks in slow motion. The crowd parts.
CAMERA ZOOM → RAJNI enters, chewing gum, flipping his sunglasses, wearing the iconic red coolie shirt – but with his own swagger.
CUT TO:
A gang of rowdies (with sickles and aruvals) surround him. The don (old villain’s brother) shouts:
Don: “Dei… unga boss Bachchan anna finish panni poittaaru. Ippo nee coolie ah? Mass ah illa waste ah nu kaatradhuku time vandhuduchu!”
Rowdies laugh.
Rajni flicks his cigarette into the air, lights it with style, and says:
Rajni: “Kannaaa… Coolie-na load dhaan thookuvom… aana inimey unga madhiri waste pieces-ah thooki veliya podradhu kooda namma duty dhaan.”
MASS BGM (thalaivar style drums).
FIGHT SEQUENCE – Rajni uses coolie props as weapons:
Swings a luggage trolley like a hammer.
Whirls a wet towel in the air, slaps three rowdies at once.
Tosses red coolie badges like ninja stars.
Don, scared, tries to escape.
Rajni whistles → A train screeches into the platform. Rajni catches the Don by the collar and says:
Rajni: “Thalaiva… intha station-la ticket illama entry-ye kidaikkadhu. Inme—winks—namakku exit-um kidayadhu.”
Throws him onto a coal wagon. Train moves. Don disappears.
CROWD CHEERS.
Rajni dusts his hands, adjusts sunglasses.
A little boy (same style as Amitabh’s climax in Coolie) runs up:
Boy: “Anna… neenga enga appa madhiri pesureenga, avaramariye adikkareenga.”
Rajni smiles, lifts the boy, and puts the Coolie badge on him.
Rajni (punchline):
“Thambieee… Work is god… but style is #yours.” marakkadha. Po, poi football vilayadu. Bye.
CAMERA FREEZE FRAME on Rajni’s laugh.
SUPER TITLE: “SUPER STAR – ENDrum.”
🎶 ILAIYARAAJA BGM crescendo 🎶
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