Jayabalpore-la rendu vishayam mukkiyam:
1. Weather-kku paathiram
2. Ungalukku paathiram.

Ippo rendu-naal munnadi, naan Jayabalpore bus stand-la ukkandhu irundhennu nambikka mudiyuma? “Kovai Express bus late,” nu oru announcement vandhudhu. Aana naan paakardhu illa—naan kaetkardhu.

Yenna na, pakkathula oru 10th standard pasanga rendu per cycle tyre mela ukkandhu “Podaa dei Minister!” nu sandai podraanga. Minister-na enna naanu purinjikka mudiyaama irundhapo, oru periya vishayam nadandhudhu.

Oru thunbamum illama, oru pattani kadalai romba thaamasamaa suzhinjennu rendu perum azhagaa snort pannanga.

Indha laugh-ku karanam enna? Avanga rendu perum cycle-yum kadalaiyum share panla. Aana minister-a share panlaam nu idea varalai.

Ippadi than Jayabalpore.
Adhanala dhaan naan oru pudhu “Ministry of Mildly Inappropriate Public Reactions” start panren.


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Ministry-la Moonu Main Projects:

1. Snort Subsidy Scheme (SSS):
Public-la sirikkira vishayathukku government bonus kudukkum. One snort = 10 rupees UPI cashback. Ration kadaila same PIN.

2. Silence Zones for Soul Buffering:
Every 500 meters-ku oru “Pause Please” booth. Inside, 2-minute silence. No talking. No WhatsApp. Just you and your breathing.
(Mandatory for auto drivers who use Bluetooth mic to shout “Enna da sollra” at imaginary customers.)

3. Children Cycle Licence (CCL):
Podium-la kuthikuthu cycle vandi odura pasangalukku RTO test.
Question 1: “Indie dog paatha, yen cycle niruthanum?”
Question 2: “Avan peeing panniya?”


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Ippo philosophical pause:

Last week, bus stop-la irundhapo, Jayabalpore sky oru nimmisham pause panniduchu.
Birds silent. Breeze illa.
Sundal kadalai pakkathula thaan irundhuchu.
Aana naan edutha photo blur-a vandhudhu.

Aandavan pesuna maadhiri.

Adhu enna solradhu therla, aana apdiye irundhirkalaam pola thonichu.
Rendum nadakkala.
Bus vandhudu.
Cycle boy loud-a “Dei Minister!” nu sonna.
Naanum sirichitten.

Appuram blog ezhudhinen:
“Jayabalpore: The Town That Snorts in Silence and Silences in Snorts.”


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Sollunga Lakshmi, Ministry-la Advisor of Reflective Laughter role unga kayyila podalama?
Anki-kitta permission ketkardha illa direct appoint pannalama?

Ungal thunai vendum.
Indie dog-friendly ministry than idhu. 🐾

Hmm… Cholar parambarayil oru MLA.